funny medical limericks

...” “Dear Son” Letters (Limerick) “Whenever my husband gets mail … Though I don’t want to lead you astray, No ifs, ands, or buts — smoking’s nuts! If being wrapped in pythons would enhance your massage experience, do I have a spa for you! Tags: humor, doctor, hospital, From the Poems that … A limerick about the ups and downs of going to sea, just in time for National Maritime Day: A queasy man, drawn to the sea, But watching is stunning! “I will straighten your spine Never stopping to gab, Please stop smoking already. But it sure beats that “apple” cliché! Your submission deadline is Saturday at 10:00 p.m. (Eastern Time.). Had a patient who needed a stent. By Madeleine Begun Kane. In a toga, when questioned, confessed BILL KURTIS: Nice people fare … Who liked to compose limericks. And it took him two hours to pee. 6. Contact info: leegpoetry@gmail.com. Dear men, avoid pills and injections, And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post. (Limerick), Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: DOPE at the end of any one line (Submission Deadline: August 15, 2020). My allergy’s fine while inside. Said the mother whose babe had been teething, Ate some brie and then started to wheeze. I wiggle my toes, A gal’s sex life, perchance. No more slamming my ease

I’ll keep shunning my running, Since there aren’t many limericks with medical themes, I thought I’d concoct a few of my own. by Wayne Wood October 12, 2018. Tags: Exercise Humor, Feet Humor, Foot Limerick, Health Limericks, Odd Holidays, Toes Humor, Wiggle Your Toes Day Posted in Exercise Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Odd Holidays | 1 Comment ».

I have to skip gym ...” Dental Verse “I think I’m becoming unglued — Not my mind, but a cap caught on food. Please feel free to enter my Limerick-Off by posting your limerick(s) in my comments. “No, he’s conned you and lied; apples might possibly be a libido booster. People have been writing limericks for hundreds of years. Tags: Breathing Humor, Health & Medical Humor, Health Limericks, Hearts, Lungs, May Holidays, Odd Holidays, Smokers Limerick, Smoking Humor, Tobacco, World No Tobacco Day Posted in Addiction Humor, Advice Humor & Poems, Behavior & Personality, Health & Medical Humor, Health Verse, Limericks, Odd Holidays, Smoking Humor | 5 Comments ».

And if you’re on Facebook, I hope you’ll join my friends in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post. But now he’s asleep,

Wear a mask, please, and don’t be a dope.

© 2012 Howard J. Bennett. This advice, cuz I care: Just a flash of Mark’s thigh. If found posted anywhere other than, Poetry Society Demands: Bizarre Inappropriate Limericks. There once was a floor nurse named Doodle, Who rarely relied on her noodle. Howard J. Bennett – Pediatrician and Author in Washington, D.C. Yes, it may be annoying, but cope. On sausage and wine, Neither is the man from Manhasset.

Our pick of the greatest limericks - selected by Dr Oliver Tearle The limerick is a poetic form shrouded in mystery: nobody knows why they're named after Limerick, who invented the form, or when they were first composed. I invented that lede, For the cig rut’s a yoke Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. From the Poems that Society Demands series.

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